AlternateIdea: Infected with the 5 Things Meme

January 16th, 2007

Infected with the 5 Things Meme

10 comments on 375 words

It seems Mr. Webb had it out for me and has bestowed upon me the 5 things meme. I’m not that interesting, but here goes.

5 Things You Might Not Know About Me

To up Dan’s story about getting bit by a dog. I was bitten by a monkey. Thats right, a real monkey. When I was young, me and my family were at some kind of Fair and a guy had a monkey. The man told me not to get too close, so I tried to pet the monkey and got bit. I still have the scar today. It was traumatic. Your free to laugh now.
I worked in a factory on a production line building furniture before I got into the web. I decided one day to quit my factory job and got everything I owned repossessed. While I was unemployed, I taught myself web design in the bedroom of my families single-wide mobile home in Mississippi.
I love politics. I’m not a Washington insider by any stretch of the imagination, but I’m very much infatuated with our political system.
2006 was the first time I’ve ever been to an airport or on a commercial airline. Besides the surrounding states, I had never really been away from home. In that year, I made trips to L.A 3 times., Hollywood twice, Boston, Ottawa, Montreal, Toronto, Chicago, Phoenix, Minneapolis, and Atlanta.
Me and my wife went to the same High School, it was tiny. The Kindergarten, Middle School and High School were all on the same campus. We never really spoke to each other during that time. Immediately after graduation we dated for 7 years, before getting married. We’ve been together for about 9 years.

I won’t be responsible for keeping this alive, so I’m not naming anyone. By the way, are you still laughing about the monkey?

Discussion

nate said on January 17th

Laugh?? Getting bit by monkey is like the second coolest thing I’ve ever heard.
Jina Bolton said on January 17th

What Nate said. :)
Justin Palmer said on January 17th

I’m afraid to ask what’s the coolest thing you’ve ever heard.
Thomas Aylott said on January 17th

My “free to laugh now”?

Ok, I’ll take it
Will Duncan said on January 17th

haha…that is pretty crazy, getting bit by a monkey. But next time a monkey bites you though, you’ll know to hit (B) and stickytag his ass while you run away in pain
G.Lindqvist said on January 17th

Getting bit by a monkey, you have to bit back! Always give back harder. ;)
Tarellel said on January 18th

Sounds kinda like my life story…except getting bit by the monkey. I laughed at that for like 30 minuets, man thats hilarious. You should have sucker punched him, hehe well at least you didn’t get rabies or something from it, right?
Rob Sanheim said on January 30th

I have a friend who not only was bitten by a monkey where he worked, but also was stuck by a needle that being used to inject said monkeys. He had to undergo testing for hepatitis and all sorts of fun stuff. Came back negative, thankfully, but lab jobs are no fun.
Justin Palmer said on January 30th

I’m a little disappointed that I’m no longer the only known individual to have been bitten by a monkey. I was certain I had that sealed. Injected with monkey vaccine too, I bow in defeat.
Nick said on February 15th

:) Wonderful and heroic autobiography! :)

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DoubleClick and Define using Apple Dictionary


var selection;
if(window.getSelection)
  selection = window.getSelection();
else if(document.selection)
  selection = document.selection.createRange();

document.observe("dblclick", function() {
  if(navigator.userAgent.include("Macintosh")) {
      location.href = "dict://" + selection;
    }
});

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Object.extend(Date.prototype, {
  strftime: function(format) {
    var day = this.getUTCDay(), month = this.getUTCMonth();
    var hours = this.getUTCHours(), minutes = this.getUTCMinutes();
    function pad(num) { return num.toPaddedString(2); };

    return format.gsub(/\%([aAbBcdDHiImMpSwyY])/, function(part) {
      switch(part[1]) {
        case 'a': return $w("Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat")[day]; break;
        case 'A': return $w("Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday")[day]; break;
        case 'b': return $w("Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec")[month]; break;
        case 'B': return $w("January February March April May June July August September October November December")[month]; break;
        case 'c': return this.toString(); break;
        case 'd': return this.getUTCDate(); break;
        case 'D': return pad(this.getUTCDate()); break;
        case 'H': return pad(hours); break;
        case 'i': return (hours === 12 || hours === 0) ? 12 : (hours + 12) % 12; break;
        case 'I': return pad((hours === 12 || hours === 0) ? 12 : (hours + 12) % 12); break;
        case 'm': return pad(month + 1); break;
        case 'M': return pad(minutes); break;
        case 'p': return hours > 11 ? 'PM' : 'AM'; break;
        case 'S': return pad(this.getUTCSeconds()); break;
        case 'w': return day; break;
        case 'y': return pad(this.getUTCFullYear() % 100); break;
        case 'Y': return this.getUTCFullYear().toString(); break;
      }
    }.bind(this));
  }
});

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